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I Can Be Anything


This song appears on the 4th "Spooktacular New Adventures Of Casper" VHS. It's the 5th Episode on the VHS. (Though technically it's not really an episode. Episodes were always made up of a Main show, then a song/spooky moment and a third tiny episode.) This song is sung by Fatso to Ms. Banshee in an attempt to woo her into being his girlfriend. One of the only songs I actually liked that Fatso sang. XD

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Intro

Fatso: (Talking) Aw, C'mon Ms. Banshee, Why can't I be your boyfriend?
Ms. Banshee: (Talking) 'Cause Fatso, your simply, NOT MY TYPE!!!
Fatso: (Talking) Not your type? What type do ya like? 'Cause...*singing begins*

(*Fatso*)
Hear me out Ms.Banshee,
I'm sure that you'll agree,
That I can be anything that you want me to be
If you want a real Manly man,
Hop on my harley lets Travel,
I got chest hair, biceps, triceps
and a voice that's filled with gravel!
We'll spook that highway together,
Then turn around with a 180,
We'll look so good in our leathers,
C'mon and be my lady!
And if that rugged ghost is too much,
I will make him disappear,
and become the type with a sensitive touch
*whimpers*

(*Ms. Banshee*)
Whimp!

(*Fatso*)
Always on the verge of tears!
But if you wan th' good 'ol ghost,
Just give this spook a chance,
We can do the thing that I love most -- an inpromptu line dance!
I would give up my heart and soul for good,
If I knew it would make you ecstatic,
To make sure my love is understood,
I can be super melo-dramatic!
Whoa-oa-oa-oa-oa!
But I can't always be cheerful,
And fun loving just for you,
I'll give you a loving earfull,
whenever I shriek boo!
So you want a real manly man? Or some Sensitivity?
Or a good 'ol ghost that's What I am!
I love you tenderly~! You'll be my spooky queen,
and I will be the king, Now that I think you know what I mean,
by "I can be anything!"
Thank you,
Thank you very much.

Ms.Banshee: (Talking) Very Impressive, Fatso! I guess can be anything, except..
Fatso: (Talking) Except What?
Ms.Banshee: (Talking) MY BOYFRIEND!! Now-- where did I leave my hog?

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