Stretch: (Talking) Due to the recent congressional critisism of Kids' TV, As being "Pointless and Violent", Were going to sing you fleshies BONE-BAGS an Educational song. So sit down, shut up, and MAYBE you'll learn something.
Fatso: (Talking) And Maybe we'll win an Emmy!
Stretch: (Talking) Were going to instruct you skin-sects all about the Alphabet, created by Alpha Betty *pause* In a time when you BONE-BAGS weren't even born yet.*snicker*
Fatso: (Talking) And due to the fact that this is quality Edu-tainment, we will not indulge in Gratuitous stupidity, Violence, nor rude humor. Right Stinkie?
Stinkie: (Talking) I'm with you 100% *belch, and the song begins!*

(*Stretch*)
Mi, mi, mi, miiii

(*All*)
A-E-I-O-U

(*Stretch*)
A is for Alphabet!

(*Stretch, then all*)
B is for (BOO!)

(*Stretch*)
C is for Clarinet

(*Stinkie*)
And D is for Doggy Doo!

(*Stretch*)
Pardon Stinkie's rude 'tude!

E is for Elephant,
F is for Fish,
G is for Government!

(*Stinkie*)
And H is for Halitosis! *Stretch and Fatso gag*

(*Stretch*)
Stop stinkin' up the curriculum!

I is for Icy Igloo,
J is for Jog,
K is for Kangaroo

(*Stinkie*)
L's for Limburger cheese log! *Fatso flees*

(*Stretch*)
That's it! Your Defiling our sing-a-long! *Stinkies eyes widen and flees*

(*Fatso*)
M is for Mama,
N is for Noose,
O is for Opera~! *sings opera*

(*Stinkie*)
P is for Pee.....kaboos!*laughter*

(*Stretch*)
Q is for Quarterback, R is for Rose, S for Sacroliliac

(*Stinkie*)
And T is for Ten Smelly Toes

(*Stretch*)
U is for Ukelele

(*Fatso*)
V is for Vowel

(*Stretch*)
W's for Waikiki

(*Stinkie*)
And the X is for Xtra Foul,
Y's for Yippie Stinkie!

(*Stretch*)
And Z is for Zat's Enough!

(*Stretch and Fatso*)
That's the Alphabet from A to Z, and this edu-tainment is ROUGH...~!

(*Stinkie*)
What can I say? I'm a stinker. *laughing*

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